life is hard when you’re not a band member’s girlfriend
Dir. Danny DeVito
"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse."
HELLO UNIVERSE I AM READY FOR GOOD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO ME NOW!!!!!!
*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
Reminder that tomorrow is the month Patrick Stump is going to become a father
Mama, life had just begun, but now I’ve gone and thrown it all away
story about a dude that rejected by a hot girl and the movie shows him trying to win her over and at the end it turns out the hot girl is a lesbian and she had a crush on this chubby girl the dude totally rudely rejected earlier and the two super cute girls smooch and the dude cries and no one gives a shit
Central Park, New York City
2003 → 2014